Author Archives: Paul
The most famous versions aren’t always the originals.
Status Quo’s version of Rockin’ All Over The World is not the original. Neither is Rod Stewart’s version of Sailing. And over here, we’re far more familiar with the the Isley Brothers’ version of Summer Breeze, but this is the original, which was a much bigger hit in the States. In London, it was 21 […]

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- Edinburgh.8th Aug 2018
- To me, to you...6th Aug 2018
- The Poet.5th Aug 2018
- My sister got...4th Aug 2018
- Those I have ...2nd Aug 2018
- I bet he's gl...1st Aug 2018
- RIP Paul Made...31st Jul 2018
- Yes, yes, Dav...29th Jul 2018
- How did you f...28th Jul 2018
- Am I allowed ...27th Jul 2018
- King Kenny.10th Jun 2018
- The death of ...7th Jun 2018
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“Ooh, that was a bit pass-aggress”.
This is my daughter’s new favourite phrase. If I say anything gently reproving to her, I’m immediately accused of being passive-aggressive or “pass-aggress”. Which got me thinking about this old Seekers hit. On the surface, it’s a jolly little number, singing the praises of a swinging sixties chick. Yet it’s probably the most passive-aggressive record […]

- Completely ou...10th Aug 2018
- Ever wondered...9th Aug 2018
- Edinburgh.8th Aug 2018
- To me, to you...6th Aug 2018
- The Poet.5th Aug 2018
- My sister got...4th Aug 2018
- Those I have ...2nd Aug 2018
- I bet he's gl...1st Aug 2018
- RIP Paul Made...31st Jul 2018
- Yes, yes, Dav...29th Jul 2018
- How did you f...28th Jul 2018
- Am I allowed ...27th Jul 2018
- King Kenny.10th Jun 2018
- The death of ...7th Jun 2018
- "We're" now i...27th May 2018 prev next
Not my era, not really my kind of music but…
…there’s no denying that Cream were a fantastic band. Only three of them but Eric Clapton, Jack Bruce and Ginger Baker punched well above their weight in talent, influence and musical significance. In the late 60s, they turned rock music into a serious art form which was either a wonderful or awful thing. I think […]

- Completely ou...10th Aug 2018
- Ever wondered...9th Aug 2018
- Edinburgh.8th Aug 2018
- To me, to you...6th Aug 2018
- The Poet.5th Aug 2018
- My sister got...4th Aug 2018
- Those I have ...2nd Aug 2018
- I bet he's gl...1st Aug 2018
- RIP Paul Made...31st Jul 2018
- Yes, yes, Dav...29th Jul 2018
- How did you f...28th Jul 2018
- Am I allowed ...27th Jul 2018
- King Kenny.10th Jun 2018
- The death of ...7th Jun 2018
- "We're" now i...27th May 2018 prev next
Feelgood story of the week….
…was the news that Wilko Johnson has recovered from pancreatic cancer. I’ve loved Dr Feelgood since buying Stupidity from Woolworth’s with my paper round money. Wilko invented that sharp, choppy guitar style that was the basis of their sound. A couple of years later, that very sound formed the basis of punk but for thirty-odd […]

- Completely ou...10th Aug 2018
- Ever wondered...9th Aug 2018
- Edinburgh.8th Aug 2018
- To me, to you...6th Aug 2018
- The Poet.5th Aug 2018
- My sister got...4th Aug 2018
- Those I have ...2nd Aug 2018
- I bet he's gl...1st Aug 2018
- RIP Paul Made...31st Jul 2018
- Yes, yes, Dav...29th Jul 2018
- How did you f...28th Jul 2018
- Am I allowed ...27th Jul 2018
- King Kenny.10th Jun 2018
- The death of ...7th Jun 2018
- "We're" now i...27th May 2018 prev next
The man singing this is alive and well.
All the papers reported the death yesterday of 70s glam star Alvin Stardust. But “Alvin” was just a joke name under which songwriter Peter Shelley had recorded “My Coo Ca Choo”. To Shelley’s astonishment, it entered the charts and the call came to appear on Top of The Pops. Shelley didn’t want to so he […]

- Completely ou...10th Aug 2018
- Ever wondered...9th Aug 2018
- Edinburgh.8th Aug 2018
- To me, to you...6th Aug 2018
- The Poet.5th Aug 2018
- My sister got...4th Aug 2018
- Those I have ...2nd Aug 2018
- I bet he's gl...1st Aug 2018
- RIP Paul Made...31st Jul 2018
- Yes, yes, Dav...29th Jul 2018
- How did you f...28th Jul 2018
- Am I allowed ...27th Jul 2018
- King Kenny.10th Jun 2018
- The death of ...7th Jun 2018
- "We're" now i...27th May 2018 prev next
Pick your own strawberries.
I saw that sign outside a little farm out beyond Cockfosters. When my kids were small, they used to love going over there to pick their own strawberries. I was always very strict, telling them not to eat any before we’d paid for them because that was stealing. Unfortunately, I failed to practise what I […]

- Completely ou...10th Aug 2018
- Ever wondered...9th Aug 2018
- Edinburgh.8th Aug 2018
- To me, to you...6th Aug 2018
- The Poet.5th Aug 2018
- My sister got...4th Aug 2018
- Those I have ...2nd Aug 2018
- I bet he's gl...1st Aug 2018
- RIP Paul Made...31st Jul 2018
- Yes, yes, Dav...29th Jul 2018
- How did you f...28th Jul 2018
- Am I allowed ...27th Jul 2018
- King Kenny.10th Jun 2018
- The death of ...7th Jun 2018
- "We're" now i...27th May 2018 prev next
I’ve always loved John Barnes.
Not the former England footballer but the former department store next to Finchley Road tube. John Barnes was a rambling, old fashioned store with a wonderful food hall in the basement. It was the hub of the Viennese Jewish community who’d fled the Nazis and settled around West Hampstead and Swiss Cottage. As a child, […]

- Completely ou...10th Aug 2018
- Ever wondered...9th Aug 2018
- Edinburgh.8th Aug 2018
- To me, to you...6th Aug 2018
- The Poet.5th Aug 2018
- My sister got...4th Aug 2018
- Those I have ...2nd Aug 2018
- I bet he's gl...1st Aug 2018
- RIP Paul Made...31st Jul 2018
- Yes, yes, Dav...29th Jul 2018
- How did you f...28th Jul 2018
- Am I allowed ...27th Jul 2018
- King Kenny.10th Jun 2018
- The death of ...7th Jun 2018
- "We're" now i...27th May 2018 prev next
Idris Elba on Radio 2.
I’m usually dead against Radio 2’s policy of giving radio shows to celebrities just because they’re famous, but Idris is different. He was a DJ long before was an actor, playing at parties around the West African communities of East London. I worked with him on some Vodafone commercials last year then went to see […]

- Completely ou...10th Aug 2018
- Ever wondered...9th Aug 2018
- Edinburgh.8th Aug 2018
- To me, to you...6th Aug 2018
- The Poet.5th Aug 2018
- My sister got...4th Aug 2018
- Those I have ...2nd Aug 2018
- I bet he's gl...1st Aug 2018
- RIP Paul Made...31st Jul 2018
- Yes, yes, Dav...29th Jul 2018
- How did you f...28th Jul 2018
- Am I allowed ...27th Jul 2018
- King Kenny.10th Jun 2018
- The death of ...7th Jun 2018
- "We're" now i...27th May 2018 prev next
It was like an episode of the Sex & The City.
I found myself in the Mary Lou Room at the Groucho Club watching a live art exhibition. Sculptor Frances Segelman was sculpting a hermaphrodite artist called XXXora who lay semi-naked before her. During this, we had to listen to XXXora talking about the painful struggle of androgyny and dual sexuality and how her true catharsis […]

- Completely ou...10th Aug 2018
- Ever wondered...9th Aug 2018
- Edinburgh.8th Aug 2018
- To me, to you...6th Aug 2018
- The Poet.5th Aug 2018
- My sister got...4th Aug 2018
- Those I have ...2nd Aug 2018
- I bet he's gl...1st Aug 2018
- RIP Paul Made...31st Jul 2018
- Yes, yes, Dav...29th Jul 2018
- How did you f...28th Jul 2018
- Am I allowed ...27th Jul 2018
- King Kenny.10th Jun 2018
- The death of ...7th Jun 2018
- "We're" now i...27th May 2018 prev next
I’ve waited ages to play this.
It’s a miserable, grey Monday and it hasn’t stopped raining. Rainy days and Mondays get everyone down. But the reason I’ve waited ages to play it is because we haven’t had a rainy Monday for a very long time. We’ve enjoyed a very good summer in 2014. As we did in 2013. So rainy days […]

- Completely ou...10th Aug 2018
- Ever wondered...9th Aug 2018
- Edinburgh.8th Aug 2018
- To me, to you...6th Aug 2018
- The Poet.5th Aug 2018
- My sister got...4th Aug 2018
- Those I have ...2nd Aug 2018
- I bet he's gl...1st Aug 2018
- RIP Paul Made...31st Jul 2018
- Yes, yes, Dav...29th Jul 2018
- How did you f...28th Jul 2018
- Am I allowed ...27th Jul 2018
- King Kenny.10th Jun 2018
- The death of ...7th Jun 2018
- "We're" now i...27th May 2018 prev next