Category Archives: Worlds Shortest Radio Show
Three things I didn’t know until last night.
1. That I was a fan of Miley Cyrus. 2. That I was a fan of Ariana Grande. Somebody I’d never heard of until two weeks ago. 3. That a pop concert can actually make you cry. Repeatedly. Watch this and if your eyes are still dry at the end, your heart is made of […]

- Completely ou...10th Aug 2018
- Ever wondered...9th Aug 2018
- Edinburgh.8th Aug 2018
- To me, to you...6th Aug 2018
- The Poet.5th Aug 2018
- My sister got...4th Aug 2018
- Those I have ...2nd Aug 2018
- I bet he's gl...1st Aug 2018
- RIP Paul Made...31st Jul 2018
- Yes, yes, Dav...29th Jul 2018
- How did you f...28th Jul 2018
- Am I allowed ...27th Jul 2018
- King Kenny.10th Jun 2018
- The death of ...7th Jun 2018
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It was fifty years ago today.
Today marks the 50th anniversary of the release of Sgt. Pepper, the most celebrated and influential album of all time. The BBC have gone completely overboard with radio and TV documentaries. Predictably, they’re using the Scousiest of Scouse accents for the trailers and we’re also being told how “the people of Liverpool” will be celebrating […]

- Completely ou...10th Aug 2018
- Ever wondered...9th Aug 2018
- Edinburgh.8th Aug 2018
- To me, to you...6th Aug 2018
- The Poet.5th Aug 2018
- My sister got...4th Aug 2018
- Those I have ...2nd Aug 2018
- I bet he's gl...1st Aug 2018
- RIP Paul Made...31st Jul 2018
- Yes, yes, Dav...29th Jul 2018
- How did you f...28th Jul 2018
- Am I allowed ...27th Jul 2018
- King Kenny.10th Jun 2018
- The death of ...7th Jun 2018
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The Chelsea Flower Show.
I went this week. First time I’ve ever been and I loved it. Not just the the gloriously colourful displays that left me slack-jawed in wonder, but the reassuring sight of proper doddery old posh people in linen blazers and Panama hats. I think my wife was rather hoping that my exposure to the majestic […]

- Completely ou...10th Aug 2018
- Ever wondered...9th Aug 2018
- Edinburgh.8th Aug 2018
- To me, to you...6th Aug 2018
- The Poet.5th Aug 2018
- My sister got...4th Aug 2018
- Those I have ...2nd Aug 2018
- I bet he's gl...1st Aug 2018
- RIP Paul Made...31st Jul 2018
- Yes, yes, Dav...29th Jul 2018
- How did you f...28th Jul 2018
- Am I allowed ...27th Jul 2018
- King Kenny.10th Jun 2018
- The death of ...7th Jun 2018
- "We're" now i...27th May 2018 prev next
RIP Roger Moore
So James Bond isn’t immortal after all. Yesterday Roger Moore became the first 007 to die. From 1973 to 1985, he was the smoothest and most urbane of Bonds, bringing a suave raise of the eyebrow to the role. For me Roger Moore will always be – not James Bond but Lord Brett Sinclair the […]

- Completely ou...10th Aug 2018
- Ever wondered...9th Aug 2018
- Edinburgh.8th Aug 2018
- To me, to you...6th Aug 2018
- The Poet.5th Aug 2018
- My sister got...4th Aug 2018
- Those I have ...2nd Aug 2018
- I bet he's gl...1st Aug 2018
- RIP Paul Made...31st Jul 2018
- Yes, yes, Dav...29th Jul 2018
- How did you f...28th Jul 2018
- Am I allowed ...27th Jul 2018
- King Kenny.10th Jun 2018
- The death of ...7th Jun 2018
- "We're" now i...27th May 2018 prev next
Save the prayers.
A suicide bomber blew himself up at the Manchester Arena after a concert last night and took 22 innocent people, including children, with him. Words cannot express the despair and revulsion felt across the world this morning at this tragic and horrifying news. However, thousands of (admittedly well-meaning) people have been on social media all […]

- Completely ou...10th Aug 2018
- Ever wondered...9th Aug 2018
- Edinburgh.8th Aug 2018
- To me, to you...6th Aug 2018
- The Poet.5th Aug 2018
- My sister got...4th Aug 2018
- Those I have ...2nd Aug 2018
- I bet he's gl...1st Aug 2018
- RIP Paul Made...31st Jul 2018
- Yes, yes, Dav...29th Jul 2018
- How did you f...28th Jul 2018
- Am I allowed ...27th Jul 2018
- King Kenny.10th Jun 2018
- The death of ...7th Jun 2018
- "We're" now i...27th May 2018 prev next
Crouch End….
is ten minutes’ walk from my house and, like Brighton, it’s painfully right-on and full of liberal, left-leaning lecturers, actors and analysts. It boasts two arthouse cinemas and a clutch of artisan coffee shops. Crouch End is rather like a university campus for buggy-pushing grown-ups. When Woolworth’s closed down, it was replaced by Waitrose which […]

- Completely ou...10th Aug 2018
- Ever wondered...9th Aug 2018
- Edinburgh.8th Aug 2018
- To me, to you...6th Aug 2018
- The Poet.5th Aug 2018
- My sister got...4th Aug 2018
- Those I have ...2nd Aug 2018
- I bet he's gl...1st Aug 2018
- RIP Paul Made...31st Jul 2018
- Yes, yes, Dav...29th Jul 2018
- How did you f...28th Jul 2018
- Am I allowed ...27th Jul 2018
- King Kenny.10th Jun 2018
- The death of ...7th Jun 2018
- "We're" now i...27th May 2018 prev next
The LSE.
I never went to university. Partly because I didn’t fancy living in some provincial northern town in a grotty student house and having to my name on my yoghurt. Though I did quite fancy the London School of Economics. The LSE was famous seat of learning, a hotbed of revolutionary ideas and Mick Jagger had […]

- Completely ou...10th Aug 2018
- Ever wondered...9th Aug 2018
- Edinburgh.8th Aug 2018
- To me, to you...6th Aug 2018
- The Poet.5th Aug 2018
- My sister got...4th Aug 2018
- Those I have ...2nd Aug 2018
- I bet he's gl...1st Aug 2018
- RIP Paul Made...31st Jul 2018
- Yes, yes, Dav...29th Jul 2018
- How did you f...28th Jul 2018
- Am I allowed ...27th Jul 2018
- King Kenny.10th Jun 2018
- The death of ...7th Jun 2018
- "We're" now i...27th May 2018 prev next
We’ve reached the end of the lane.
Continue reading “We’ve reached the end of the lane.” »

- Completely ou...10th Aug 2018
- Ever wondered...9th Aug 2018
- Edinburgh.8th Aug 2018
- To me, to you...6th Aug 2018
- The Poet.5th Aug 2018
- My sister got...4th Aug 2018
- Those I have ...2nd Aug 2018
- I bet he's gl...1st Aug 2018
- RIP Paul Made...31st Jul 2018
- Yes, yes, Dav...29th Jul 2018
- How did you f...28th Jul 2018
- Am I allowed ...27th Jul 2018
- King Kenny.10th Jun 2018
- The death of ...7th Jun 2018
- "We're" now i...27th May 2018 prev next
Nike’s killer slogan.
Gary Gilmore was a murderer, executed in Utah in 1977, and famous for leaving his eyes to medical science. His last words, as he faced the firing squad were “Just do it”. Wieden & Kennedy, Nike’s ad agency, remembered this and turned those words into one of the most famous slogans of all time. How […]

- Completely ou...10th Aug 2018
- Ever wondered...9th Aug 2018
- Edinburgh.8th Aug 2018
- To me, to you...6th Aug 2018
- The Poet.5th Aug 2018
- My sister got...4th Aug 2018
- Those I have ...2nd Aug 2018
- I bet he's gl...1st Aug 2018
- RIP Paul Made...31st Jul 2018
- Yes, yes, Dav...29th Jul 2018
- How did you f...28th Jul 2018
- Am I allowed ...27th Jul 2018
- King Kenny.10th Jun 2018
- The death of ...7th Jun 2018
- "We're" now i...27th May 2018 prev next
President Macron.
Well, to the surprise of nobody, Emannuel Macron defeated Marine Le Pen to become France’s youngest leader since Napoleon. Time will tell whether he turns out to be France’s Justin Trudeau or, as seems far more likely, France’s Ed Miliband. His grandiose promises are unlikely to be fulfilled but the voters were desperate. It was […]

- Completely ou...10th Aug 2018
- Ever wondered...9th Aug 2018
- Edinburgh.8th Aug 2018
- To me, to you...6th Aug 2018
- The Poet.5th Aug 2018
- My sister got...4th Aug 2018
- Those I have ...2nd Aug 2018
- I bet he's gl...1st Aug 2018
- RIP Paul Made...31st Jul 2018
- Yes, yes, Dav...29th Jul 2018
- How did you f...28th Jul 2018
- Am I allowed ...27th Jul 2018
- King Kenny.10th Jun 2018
- The death of ...7th Jun 2018
- "We're" now i...27th May 2018 prev next