Category Archives: Worlds Shortest Radio Show
I’m not supposed to say this, am I?
Especially on the first anniversary of his death but, well, I’ve never been a huge Prince fan. I thought he was fantastic – brilliant musician and an astonishing live performer. He was phenomenally talented but although I quite like a lot of his records, I’m not mad about any of them. I saw him at […]

- I knew I'd se...10th Apr 2016
- 19719th Apr 2016
- The ill-manne...2nd Apr 2016
- The best Two ...1st Apr 2016
- Geek Chic.31st Mar 2016
- Frank Skinner...30th Mar 2016
- I'm not going...29th Mar 2016
- The Imaginati...28th Mar 2016
- This one's fo...27th Mar 2016
- Bad Friday.26th Mar 2016
- What I liked ...25th Mar 2016
- The First Lad...24th Mar 2016
- I think we'll...22nd Mar 2016
- England win t...20th Mar 2016
- I liked him.18th Mar 2016 prev next
If you think the music industry is cynical now…..
…….it was ever thus. In 1960, an American singer called Ray Peterson had a big US hit with Tell Laura I Love Her. Decca Records thought its tragic tale was in very poor taste, so they declined to release it in the UK. EMI had no such scruples. They found an unknown Welsh singer called […]

- I knew I'd se...10th Apr 2016
- 19719th Apr 2016
- The ill-manne...2nd Apr 2016
- The best Two ...1st Apr 2016
- Geek Chic.31st Mar 2016
- Frank Skinner...30th Mar 2016
- I'm not going...29th Mar 2016
- The Imaginati...28th Mar 2016
- This one's fo...27th Mar 2016
- Bad Friday.26th Mar 2016
- What I liked ...25th Mar 2016
- The First Lad...24th Mar 2016
- I think we'll...22nd Mar 2016
- England win t...20th Mar 2016
- I liked him.18th Mar 2016 prev next
Snap election. Who gets the power?
Some tracks just pick themselves.

- I knew I'd se...10th Apr 2016
- 19719th Apr 2016
- The ill-manne...2nd Apr 2016
- The best Two ...1st Apr 2016
- Geek Chic.31st Mar 2016
- Frank Skinner...30th Mar 2016
- I'm not going...29th Mar 2016
- The Imaginati...28th Mar 2016
- This one's fo...27th Mar 2016
- Bad Friday.26th Mar 2016
- What I liked ...25th Mar 2016
- The First Lad...24th Mar 2016
- I think we'll...22nd Mar 2016
- England win t...20th Mar 2016
- I liked him.18th Mar 2016 prev next
I’ll never be quite sure.
Around 1989, I went with my then girlfriend to see Diana Ross at Wembley Arena. It was very strange – an almost quasi-religious experience with Diana like some sort of deity who’d deigned descend amongst her adoring disciples. Her performance betrayed a person who’d become too accustomed to 25 global adulation, but one bit will […]

- I knew I'd se...10th Apr 2016
- 19719th Apr 2016
- The ill-manne...2nd Apr 2016
- The best Two ...1st Apr 2016
- Geek Chic.31st Mar 2016
- Frank Skinner...30th Mar 2016
- I'm not going...29th Mar 2016
- The Imaginati...28th Mar 2016
- This one's fo...27th Mar 2016
- Bad Friday.26th Mar 2016
- What I liked ...25th Mar 2016
- The First Lad...24th Mar 2016
- I think we'll...22nd Mar 2016
- England win t...20th Mar 2016
- I liked him.18th Mar 2016 prev next
One more reason to love Brighton.
They now have a Premier League football team. Brighton’s 2-1 win over Wigan means they’ll be playing in the top flight next season. If I had to live outside the M25, I’d head for Brighton. I love its relaxed tolerant vibe, thriving gay community, countless artisan coffee shops and the fact that it has a […]

- I knew I'd se...10th Apr 2016
- 19719th Apr 2016
- The ill-manne...2nd Apr 2016
- The best Two ...1st Apr 2016
- Geek Chic.31st Mar 2016
- Frank Skinner...30th Mar 2016
- I'm not going...29th Mar 2016
- The Imaginati...28th Mar 2016
- This one's fo...27th Mar 2016
- Bad Friday.26th Mar 2016
- What I liked ...25th Mar 2016
- The First Lad...24th Mar 2016
- I think we'll...22nd Mar 2016
- England win t...20th Mar 2016
- I liked him.18th Mar 2016 prev next
Withnail & I
The cult film was released 30 years ago and I have an odd thing in common with Richard E Grant who, of course, played Withnail. We share a deep love of Christmas pudding. Like me, he apparently stocks up with a few while they’re in the shops, so he can enjoy them throughout the year. […]

- I knew I'd se...10th Apr 2016
- 19719th Apr 2016
- The ill-manne...2nd Apr 2016
- The best Two ...1st Apr 2016
- Geek Chic.31st Mar 2016
- Frank Skinner...30th Mar 2016
- I'm not going...29th Mar 2016
- The Imaginati...28th Mar 2016
- This one's fo...27th Mar 2016
- Bad Friday.26th Mar 2016
- What I liked ...25th Mar 2016
- The First Lad...24th Mar 2016
- I think we'll...22nd Mar 2016
- England win t...20th Mar 2016
- I liked him.18th Mar 2016 prev next
First I’d plunge the club into darkness….
Then I’d put this on. Fifteen seconds in, when he says “Thunderbirds are go!” I’d bring on the the swirling multicoloured lights, strobes and boom – the dance floor would fill and we were away. This was the typically low-key way I’d begin my DJ set when this record was a hit. And now I […]

- I knew I'd se...10th Apr 2016
- 19719th Apr 2016
- The ill-manne...2nd Apr 2016
- The best Two ...1st Apr 2016
- Geek Chic.31st Mar 2016
- Frank Skinner...30th Mar 2016
- I'm not going...29th Mar 2016
- The Imaginati...28th Mar 2016
- This one's fo...27th Mar 2016
- Bad Friday.26th Mar 2016
- What I liked ...25th Mar 2016
- The First Lad...24th Mar 2016
- I think we'll...22nd Mar 2016
- England win t...20th Mar 2016
- I liked him.18th Mar 2016 prev next
Why it was wrong to pretend to be sad.
Good Friday was always the most miserable day in the Catholic calendar. Around Kilburn and Cricklewood in the 1970s, any display of happiness was, quite literally, frowned upon. This was the day that Jesus was allegedly crucified, so sad faces were compulsory. Except that it was all a charade. We knew perfectly well that two […]

- I knew I'd se...10th Apr 2016
- 19719th Apr 2016
- The ill-manne...2nd Apr 2016
- The best Two ...1st Apr 2016
- Geek Chic.31st Mar 2016
- Frank Skinner...30th Mar 2016
- I'm not going...29th Mar 2016
- The Imaginati...28th Mar 2016
- This one's fo...27th Mar 2016
- Bad Friday.26th Mar 2016
- What I liked ...25th Mar 2016
- The First Lad...24th Mar 2016
- I think we'll...22nd Mar 2016
- England win t...20th Mar 2016
- I liked him.18th Mar 2016 prev next
I joined Gary Kemp’s new band.
My friend Bertie Miller cycles a few laps of Regents Park every Friday morning with a band of like-minded enthisiasts including Gary Kemp. He invited me to join them and, since the sun had got its hat on this morning, I did. I soon discovered that the sun wasn’t the only one with its hat […]

- I knew I'd se...10th Apr 2016
- 19719th Apr 2016
- The ill-manne...2nd Apr 2016
- The best Two ...1st Apr 2016
- Geek Chic.31st Mar 2016
- Frank Skinner...30th Mar 2016
- I'm not going...29th Mar 2016
- The Imaginati...28th Mar 2016
- This one's fo...27th Mar 2016
- Bad Friday.26th Mar 2016
- What I liked ...25th Mar 2016
- The First Lad...24th Mar 2016
- I think we'll...22nd Mar 2016
- England win t...20th Mar 2016
- I liked him.18th Mar 2016 prev next
Darc Days.
RIP Darcus Howe. The legendary firebrand and black rights activist was a brave and principled man. He wasn’t the most agreeable character but then he’d never have achieved so much if he were. In the 70s and 80s there was nasty and often violent tension between the police and the black community. I witnessed it […]

- I knew I'd se...10th Apr 2016
- 19719th Apr 2016
- The ill-manne...2nd Apr 2016
- The best Two ...1st Apr 2016
- Geek Chic.31st Mar 2016
- Frank Skinner...30th Mar 2016
- I'm not going...29th Mar 2016
- The Imaginati...28th Mar 2016
- This one's fo...27th Mar 2016
- Bad Friday.26th Mar 2016
- What I liked ...25th Mar 2016
- The First Lad...24th Mar 2016
- I think we'll...22nd Mar 2016
- England win t...20th Mar 2016
- I liked him.18th Mar 2016 prev next