Category Archives: Worlds Shortest Radio Show
I’m not supposed to say this, am I?
Especially on the first anniversary of his death but, well, I’ve never been a huge Prince fan. I thought he was fantastic – brilliant musician and an astonishing live performer. He was phenomenally talented but although I quite like a lot of his records, I’m not mad about any of them. I saw him at […]

- Peter Sellers...17th Mar 2016
- Cool Oak Lane16th Mar 2016
- Neil Sedaka h...15th Mar 2016
- Boy sopranos.13th Mar 2016
- RIP Keith Eme...12th Mar 2016
- RIP George Ma...9th Mar 2016
- The ghastly M...5th Mar 2016
- The first act...4th Mar 2016
- He was a fear...1st Mar 2016
- Happy birthda...29th Feb 2016
- Racism at the...28th Feb 2016
- The Humourist.27th Feb 2016
- Coffee with T...26th Feb 2016
- The return of...24th Feb 2016
- Sitting in th...22nd Feb 2016 prev next
If you think the music industry is cynical now…..
…….it was ever thus. In 1960, an American singer called Ray Peterson had a big US hit with Tell Laura I Love Her. Decca Records thought its tragic tale was in very poor taste, so they declined to release it in the UK. EMI had no such scruples. They found an unknown Welsh singer called […]

- Peter Sellers...17th Mar 2016
- Cool Oak Lane16th Mar 2016
- Neil Sedaka h...15th Mar 2016
- Boy sopranos.13th Mar 2016
- RIP Keith Eme...12th Mar 2016
- RIP George Ma...9th Mar 2016
- The ghastly M...5th Mar 2016
- The first act...4th Mar 2016
- He was a fear...1st Mar 2016
- Happy birthda...29th Feb 2016
- Racism at the...28th Feb 2016
- The Humourist.27th Feb 2016
- Coffee with T...26th Feb 2016
- The return of...24th Feb 2016
- Sitting in th...22nd Feb 2016 prev next
Snap election. Who gets the power?
Some tracks just pick themselves.

- Peter Sellers...17th Mar 2016
- Cool Oak Lane16th Mar 2016
- Neil Sedaka h...15th Mar 2016
- Boy sopranos.13th Mar 2016
- RIP Keith Eme...12th Mar 2016
- RIP George Ma...9th Mar 2016
- The ghastly M...5th Mar 2016
- The first act...4th Mar 2016
- He was a fear...1st Mar 2016
- Happy birthda...29th Feb 2016
- Racism at the...28th Feb 2016
- The Humourist.27th Feb 2016
- Coffee with T...26th Feb 2016
- The return of...24th Feb 2016
- Sitting in th...22nd Feb 2016 prev next
I’ll never be quite sure.
Around 1989, I went with my then girlfriend to see Diana Ross at Wembley Arena. It was very strange – an almost quasi-religious experience with Diana like some sort of deity who’d deigned descend amongst her adoring disciples. Her performance betrayed a person who’d become too accustomed to 25 global adulation, but one bit will […]

- Peter Sellers...17th Mar 2016
- Cool Oak Lane16th Mar 2016
- Neil Sedaka h...15th Mar 2016
- Boy sopranos.13th Mar 2016
- RIP Keith Eme...12th Mar 2016
- RIP George Ma...9th Mar 2016
- The ghastly M...5th Mar 2016
- The first act...4th Mar 2016
- He was a fear...1st Mar 2016
- Happy birthda...29th Feb 2016
- Racism at the...28th Feb 2016
- The Humourist.27th Feb 2016
- Coffee with T...26th Feb 2016
- The return of...24th Feb 2016
- Sitting in th...22nd Feb 2016 prev next
One more reason to love Brighton.
They now have a Premier League football team. Brighton’s 2-1 win over Wigan means they’ll be playing in the top flight next season. If I had to live outside the M25, I’d head for Brighton. I love its relaxed tolerant vibe, thriving gay community, countless artisan coffee shops and the fact that it has a […]

- Peter Sellers...17th Mar 2016
- Cool Oak Lane16th Mar 2016
- Neil Sedaka h...15th Mar 2016
- Boy sopranos.13th Mar 2016
- RIP Keith Eme...12th Mar 2016
- RIP George Ma...9th Mar 2016
- The ghastly M...5th Mar 2016
- The first act...4th Mar 2016
- He was a fear...1st Mar 2016
- Happy birthda...29th Feb 2016
- Racism at the...28th Feb 2016
- The Humourist.27th Feb 2016
- Coffee with T...26th Feb 2016
- The return of...24th Feb 2016
- Sitting in th...22nd Feb 2016 prev next
Withnail & I
The cult film was released 30 years ago and I have an odd thing in common with Richard E Grant who, of course, played Withnail. We share a deep love of Christmas pudding. Like me, he apparently stocks up with a few while they’re in the shops, so he can enjoy them throughout the year. […]

- Peter Sellers...17th Mar 2016
- Cool Oak Lane16th Mar 2016
- Neil Sedaka h...15th Mar 2016
- Boy sopranos.13th Mar 2016
- RIP Keith Eme...12th Mar 2016
- RIP George Ma...9th Mar 2016
- The ghastly M...5th Mar 2016
- The first act...4th Mar 2016
- He was a fear...1st Mar 2016
- Happy birthda...29th Feb 2016
- Racism at the...28th Feb 2016
- The Humourist.27th Feb 2016
- Coffee with T...26th Feb 2016
- The return of...24th Feb 2016
- Sitting in th...22nd Feb 2016 prev next
First I’d plunge the club into darkness….
Then I’d put this on. Fifteen seconds in, when he says “Thunderbirds are go!” I’d bring on the the swirling multicoloured lights, strobes and boom – the dance floor would fill and we were away. This was the typically low-key way I’d begin my DJ set when this record was a hit. And now I […]

- Peter Sellers...17th Mar 2016
- Cool Oak Lane16th Mar 2016
- Neil Sedaka h...15th Mar 2016
- Boy sopranos.13th Mar 2016
- RIP Keith Eme...12th Mar 2016
- RIP George Ma...9th Mar 2016
- The ghastly M...5th Mar 2016
- The first act...4th Mar 2016
- He was a fear...1st Mar 2016
- Happy birthda...29th Feb 2016
- Racism at the...28th Feb 2016
- The Humourist.27th Feb 2016
- Coffee with T...26th Feb 2016
- The return of...24th Feb 2016
- Sitting in th...22nd Feb 2016 prev next
Why it was wrong to pretend to be sad.
Good Friday was always the most miserable day in the Catholic calendar. Around Kilburn and Cricklewood in the 1970s, any display of happiness was, quite literally, frowned upon. This was the day that Jesus was allegedly crucified, so sad faces were compulsory. Except that it was all a charade. We knew perfectly well that two […]

- Peter Sellers...17th Mar 2016
- Cool Oak Lane16th Mar 2016
- Neil Sedaka h...15th Mar 2016
- Boy sopranos.13th Mar 2016
- RIP Keith Eme...12th Mar 2016
- RIP George Ma...9th Mar 2016
- The ghastly M...5th Mar 2016
- The first act...4th Mar 2016
- He was a fear...1st Mar 2016
- Happy birthda...29th Feb 2016
- Racism at the...28th Feb 2016
- The Humourist.27th Feb 2016
- Coffee with T...26th Feb 2016
- The return of...24th Feb 2016
- Sitting in th...22nd Feb 2016 prev next
I joined Gary Kemp’s new band.
My friend Bertie Miller cycles a few laps of Regents Park every Friday morning with a band of like-minded enthisiasts including Gary Kemp. He invited me to join them and, since the sun had got its hat on this morning, I did. I soon discovered that the sun wasn’t the only one with its hat […]

- Peter Sellers...17th Mar 2016
- Cool Oak Lane16th Mar 2016
- Neil Sedaka h...15th Mar 2016
- Boy sopranos.13th Mar 2016
- RIP Keith Eme...12th Mar 2016
- RIP George Ma...9th Mar 2016
- The ghastly M...5th Mar 2016
- The first act...4th Mar 2016
- He was a fear...1st Mar 2016
- Happy birthda...29th Feb 2016
- Racism at the...28th Feb 2016
- The Humourist.27th Feb 2016
- Coffee with T...26th Feb 2016
- The return of...24th Feb 2016
- Sitting in th...22nd Feb 2016 prev next
Darc Days.
RIP Darcus Howe. The legendary firebrand and black rights activist was a brave and principled man. He wasn’t the most agreeable character but then he’d never have achieved so much if he were. In the 70s and 80s there was nasty and often violent tension between the police and the black community. I witnessed it […]

- Peter Sellers...17th Mar 2016
- Cool Oak Lane16th Mar 2016
- Neil Sedaka h...15th Mar 2016
- Boy sopranos.13th Mar 2016
- RIP Keith Eme...12th Mar 2016
- RIP George Ma...9th Mar 2016
- The ghastly M...5th Mar 2016
- The first act...4th Mar 2016
- He was a fear...1st Mar 2016
- Happy birthda...29th Feb 2016
- Racism at the...28th Feb 2016
- The Humourist.27th Feb 2016
- Coffee with T...26th Feb 2016
- The return of...24th Feb 2016
- Sitting in th...22nd Feb 2016 prev next