I think Elton John should boycott Dolce & Gabana.

But not because he was offended by their remarks about gay couples raising surrogate children. No, he should boycott D&G just to stop himself looking increasingly absurd. Sir Elton is a colourful,outrageous queen trapped in the body of fat, balding accountant. And unfortunately, no amount of flamboyant apparel will ever make him look anything other than daft. Which is why his boycott is a very good idea. Goodbye Yellow Silk Suit.