To the Royal College of Art.

I was invited to the end of year degree show because I’d helped one of the students add some sound and voices to his short film. He’s a nice kid, very talented and I was keen to see the finished article. Trouble was, I had to sit through all the other students’ finished articles too. It was like not only having to listen to this track, but having to watch it too. Again and again and again. For nearly three hours. Imagine that. Now feel my pain.